“How much he loves Phish is one of the best things a guy can share with me right before I don’t have sex with him.”
— Caprice Crane
9:56 pm • 23 May 2013 • 4 notes
“And then one student said that happiness is what happens when you go to bed on the hottest night of the summer, a night so hot you can’t even wear a tee-shirt and you sleep on top of the sheets instead of under them, although try to sleep is probably more accurate. And then at some point late, late, late at night, say just a bit before dawn, the heat finally breaks and the night turns into cool and when you briefly wake up, you notice that you’re almost chilly, and in your groggy, half-consciousness, you reach over and pull the sheet around you and just that flimsy sheet makes it warm enough and you drift back off into a deep sleep. And it’s that reaching, that gesture, that reflex we have to pull what’s warm - whether it’s something or someone - toward us, that feeling we get when we do that, that feeling of being sad in the world and ready for sleep, that’s happiness.”
— Paul Schmidtberger, Design Flaws of the Human Condition (via kissesandthugs)
9:55 pm • 23 May 2013 • 15,049 notes
I’ve reblogged this before BUT look how kind his eyes areeeeee! So pumped to see my golden tomorrow!!!
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9:47 pm • 23 May 2013 • 71,543 notes
I have been looking for this gifset my entire life.
Seriously the funniest moment of Toy Story.
i think i’ve reblogged this before but who cares i love it
This movie is 17 years old and this scene is still funny.
this will never not be funny.
gettin real tired of your shit
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9:44 pm • 23 May 2013 • 388,966 notes
The National, “Graceless”
might be the best song they’ve ever written
I fucking love this song. So beautiful.
9:43 pm • 23 May 2013 • 61 notes
My best friend just got engaged and all my friends are graduating school and getting new jobs and moving and generally accomplishing things. My big news is that now I can hold compass pose and I’m feeling pretty pumped about it.
9:30 pm • 23 May 2013 • 11 notes
oh when I lift you up, you feel like a hundred times yourself / I wish everybody knew what’s so great about you / oh but your love is such a swamp / you don’t think before you jump / and I said I wouldn’t get sucked in
this is the last time
oh don’t tell anyone I’m here / I’ve got tylenol and beer / I was thinking that you’d call somebody closer to you / oh but your love is such a swamp / you’re the only thing I want / and I said I wouldn’t cry about
this is the last time
11:45 pm • 22 May 2013 • 13 notes
When Jim Henson, creator of the Muppets died in 1990, Disney released this picture of Mickey consoling Kermit the Frog.
Reblogging for the hundredth time
(Source: thelandofdavid, via elizspinkz)
11:33 pm • 22 May 2013 • 244,939 notes