I don’t have bedbugs; I went to Princeton.– Jack Donaghy
Watching Sunny on hulu is doing great things for my procrastination. Why aren’t I married to Charlie Kelly? He is so adorable. And dumber than a box of hair.
So I go back and forth forever, all my thoughts they come in pairs Oh, I will, I won’t, I do, I don’t I’m not surprised but I never feel quite prepared.
love is a place / e.e. cummings
lemdi: love is a place & through this place of love move (with brightness of peace) all places yes is a world & in this world of yes live (skilfully curled) all worlds Sunday mornings make me sappy.
Okkervil River - Red. Yes is my favorite answer ...
Bong Hits 4 Jesus
Favorite sign at the Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear; also the title of my subversive punk rock debut.
I’m hiding out in the big city blinking what was I thinking when I let go of you?
Lane himself lit a cigarette as the train pulled in. Then, like so many people,...– J. D. Salinger, Franny and Zooey (via feelinganddreaming) (via distantheartbeats)
Sorry dude. I can’t live up to your expectations all of the time. ...– Hyperbole and a Half - drunk post edition.
mildly drunk, look like a hooker: time for Rocky...
Why can't there be more male feminists in the...
Just tutored a paper on how women being encouraged to foot bind is women’s fault. I concur.
allielovely: Pavement—Cut Your Hair Darling...
I really like being a writing tutor
but I just spent forty minutes of my life explaining commas and run-on sentences. Dear American schooling system, Prioritize grammar, please.
Jon Stewart called the POTUS "dude."
chels: dodge-the-water: Obama didn’t even blink. I’m all for lack of pomposity (is that a word?) I loved when, after speaking continuously for a minute or so, Obama said, “Thank you for just letting me talk” and Jon got puppy eyes and said, “Not interrupting is so hard.” And it’s true — he’s usually terrible about interrupting guests/politicians. I...
Wilco - We’re Just Friends. For everything...
one who does not care.
She was terrific to hold hands with. Most girls if you hold hands with them,...– The Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger (via intoxicatingsmiles)
Things I have: camisole lace pattern tights one of my male friend’s blazers The Interpretation of Dreams Things I need: obscenely short skirt that’s supposed to look professional (here’s looking at you, Forever 21) a clipboard with paper and a fancy-looking pen a pipe (ESSENTIAL) horn-rimmed glasses SLUTTY SIGMUND FREUD 2K10, BITCHES.
am probably more excited about the fact that I...
Radiohead - 2+2=5 (The Lukewarm). Are you such a...
If I never see you again I will always carry you inside outside on my...– Charles Bukowski (via fuckyeahbukowski) pour vous.
I just applied for a job online, and one of the accepted file types for uploading my resume was gif. I have a very small chance of getting it anyway — I REALLY should have found a way to put my resume in gif form. Because why not.
Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle...
I think I'm applying for my first real-person...
What the fucccccck, this is not okay.
eating ice cream & watching Dexter