November 2010
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“I don’t have bedbugs; I went to Princeton.”
– Jack Donaghy
Nov 1st
October 2010
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Watching Sunny on hulu is doing great things for my procrastination. Why aren’t I married to Charlie Kelly? He is so adorable. And dumber than a box of hair.
Oct 31st
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So I go back and forth forever, all my thoughts they come in pairs Oh, I will, I won’t, I do, I don’t I’m not surprised  but I never feel quite prepared.
Oct 31st
love is a place / e.e. cummings
lemdi: love is a place & through this place of love move (with brightness of peace) all places yes is a world & in this world of yes live (skilfully curled) all worlds Sunday mornings make me sappy.
Oct 31st
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ListenOkkervil River - Red.  Yes is my favorite answer ...
Oct 30th
Oct 30th
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Oct 30th
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Bong Hits 4 Jesus
Favorite sign at the Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear; also the title of my subversive punk rock debut.
Oct 30th
Oct 30th
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I’m hiding out in the big city blinking what was I thinking when I let go of you?
Oct 30th
“Lane himself lit a cigarette as the train pulled in. Then, like so many people,...”
– J. D. Salinger, Franny and Zooey (via feelinganddreaming) (via distantheartbeats)
Oct 29th
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“Sorry dude. I can’t live up to your expectations all of the time. ...”
– Hyperbole and a Half - drunk post edition.
Oct 29th
mildly drunk, look like a hooker: time for Rocky...
Oct 29th
Why can't there be more male feminists in the...
Just tutored a paper on how women being encouraged to foot bind is women’s fault. I concur.
Oct 28th
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Listenallielovely: Pavement—Cut Your Hair Darling...
Oct 28th
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Oct 28th
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I really like being a writing tutor
but I just spent forty minutes of my life explaining commas and run-on sentences. Dear American schooling system, Prioritize grammar, please. 
Oct 28th
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Jon Stewart called the POTUS "dude."
chels: dodge-the-water: Obama didn’t even blink. I’m all for lack of pomposity (is that a word?) I loved when, after speaking continuously for a minute or so, Obama said, “Thank you for just letting me talk” and Jon got puppy eyes and said, “Not interrupting is so hard.” And it’s true — he’s usually terrible about interrupting guests/politicians. I...
Oct 28th
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Oct 28th
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ListenWilco - We’re Just Friends. For everything...
Oct 28th
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Oct 28th
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po·co·cu·ran·te (n):
one who does not care.
Oct 27th
Oct 27th
“She was terrific to hold hands with. Most girls if you hold hands with them,...”
– The Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger  (via intoxicatingsmiles)
Oct 27th
Oct 27th
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costume updates:
Things I have:  camisole lace pattern tights one of my male friend’s blazers The Interpretation of Dreams Things I need: obscenely short skirt that’s supposed to look professional (here’s looking at you, Forever 21) a clipboard with paper and a fancy-looking pen a pipe (ESSENTIAL) horn-rimmed glasses SLUTTY SIGMUND FREUD 2K10, BITCHES.
Oct 27th
am probably more excited about the fact that I...
Oct 27th
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Oct 26th
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Oct 26th
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ListenRadiohead - 2+2=5 (The Lukewarm). Are you such a...
Oct 26th
Oct 26th
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“If I never see you again I will always carry you inside outside on my...”
– Charles Bukowski (via fuckyeahbukowski) pour vous.
Oct 26th
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I just applied for a job online, and one of the accepted file types for uploading my resume was gif. I have a very small chance of getting it anyway — I REALLY should have found a way to put my resume in gif form. Because why not. 
Oct 26th
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Oct 26th
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Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle...
Oct 25th
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I think I'm applying for my first real-person...
What the fucccccck, this is not okay.
Oct 25th
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eating ice cream & watching Dexter
Oct 25th
Oct 25th
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Oct 25th
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Oct 25th
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Oct 25th