November 2010
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I don’t have bedbugs; I went to Princeton.
– Jack Donaghy
October 2010
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Watching Sunny on hulu is doing great things for my procrastination.
Why aren’t I married to Charlie Kelly? He is so adorable. And dumber than a box of hair.
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So I go back and forth forever, all my thoughts they come in pairs Oh, I will, I won’t, I do, I don’t I’m not surprised but I never feel quite prepared.
love is a place / e.e. cummings
lemdi:
love is a place & through this place of love move (with brightness of peace) all places yes is a world & in this world of yes live (skilfully curled) all worlds
Sunday mornings make me sappy.
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Bong Hits 4 Jesus
Favorite sign at the Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear; also the title of my subversive punk rock debut.
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I’m hiding out in the big city blinking
what was I thinking when I let go of you?
Lane himself lit a cigarette as the train pulled in. Then, like so many people,...
– J. D. Salinger, Franny and Zooey (via feelinganddreaming)
(via distantheartbeats)
Sorry dude. I can’t live up to your expectations all of the time. ...
– Hyperbole and a Half - drunk post edition.
mildly drunk, look like a hooker: time for Rocky...
Why can't there be more male feminists in the...
Just tutored a paper on how women being encouraged to foot bind is women’s fault. I concur.
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I really like being a writing tutor
but I just spent forty minutes of my life explaining commas and run-on sentences.
Dear American schooling system,
Prioritize grammar, please.
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Jon Stewart called the POTUS "dude."
chels:
dodge-the-water:
Obama didn’t even blink.
I’m all for lack of pomposity (is that a word?)
I loved when, after speaking continuously for a minute or so, Obama said, “Thank you for just letting me talk” and Jon got puppy eyes and said, “Not interrupting is so hard.” And it’s true — he’s usually terrible about interrupting guests/politicians. I...
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po·co·cu·ran·te (n):
one who does not care.
She was terrific to hold hands with. Most girls if you hold hands with them,...
– The Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger (via intoxicatingsmiles)
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costume updates:
Things I have:
camisole
lace pattern tights
one of my male friend’s blazers
The Interpretation of Dreams
Things I need:
obscenely short skirt that’s supposed to look professional (here’s looking at you, Forever 21)
a clipboard with paper and a fancy-looking pen
a pipe (ESSENTIAL)
horn-rimmed glasses
SLUTTY SIGMUND FREUD 2K10, BITCHES.
am probably more excited about the fact that I...
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If I never see you again
I will always carry you
inside
outside
on my...
– Charles Bukowski (via fuckyeahbukowski)
pour vous.
I just applied for a job online, and one of the accepted file types for uploading my resume was gif. I have a very small chance of getting it anyway — I REALLY should have found a way to put my resume in gif form. Because why not.
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Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle...
I think I'm applying for my first real-person...
What the fucccccck, this is not okay.
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eating ice cream & watching Dexter
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