December 2010
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me and my puppy
He is not very good at taking pictures. I am ghostlier than usual.
I wear green and hug dogs a lot, it would appear.
That awkward moment when Stephenie Meyer and Sarah...
malefeminist:
thecuntmentality:
This.
resolutions 2k11
use the word “ersatz” more often
eat more and bigger pretzels*
dance with confidence incommensurate with my actual ability
hug more dogs
*My favorite sign from the Rally to Restore Sanity.
abbyfromthefields asked: "However, 2010 was moderately interesting, I guess. The first time I lived completely alone, the first time I was in a long-distance relationship. I have a job I like and really good friends, and I’m as healthy as I’ve been in four years or so. Good job, me."
like. i am so proud of you for everything. love you.
like. i am so proud of you for everything. love you.
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brought to you by the drowsying effects of cold...
2009 was mostly terrible, but it was also fascinating — the kind of year you designate “memoir fodder”. My life was indisputably more interesting then. I feel a little boring now.
However, 2010 was moderately interesting, I guess. The first time I lived completely alone, the first time I was in a long-distance relationship. I have a job I like and really good friends, and...
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People who think blizzards and snowstorms are...
… are hilarious.
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thismustbetheplace-:
Sufjan Stevens -...
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Why don't I listen to Radiohead more often?
I think this every single time I listen to a Radiohead album.
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awkward small talk ahoy
While flashing a white light in my eye and hovering about two inches in front of my face, my eye doctor (who I last saw, like … five years ago) started asking if I was dating anyone, for how long, etc.
I thought it was a set up to one of his bad jokes, so I almost said, “Why do you ask?”, which would have created, like, a vortex of awkwardness. You don’t just go around...
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Elliott Smith - Angeles.
So glad to meet you,...
unconsciouskoine asked: Hi.
I liked your post about overdiagnosis in mental health. If you like, visit to my tumblr. : )
I liked your post about overdiagnosis in mental health. If you like, visit to my tumblr. : )
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The awkward moment when next week is actually next...
alyaae:
That GIF makes me laugh out loud every time.
MONTAGE OF PEOPLE GETTING PUPPIES FOR XMAS →
nmac:
walkoutofhermind:
aka the best 2 and a half minutes ever
HAPPIEST MINUTES IN THE WHOLE WORLD
sorry but some things need to be shouted
You know how sometimes things are SO CUTE that you just want to cry? That is my reaction to this.
abbyfromthefields asked: happy christmas kelly.
thank you for being catholic with me.
LUB!
thank you for being catholic with me.
LUB!
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I also love the title of the book, incidentally
I just read This is Where I Leave You by Jonathan Tropper. I can’t say this without sounding like I have a vastly overinflated estimation of my writing skill, but his style/humor is similar to what I’ve written in my fiction pieces. Just, you know, immeasurably better. He does fucked up people well and has a really nice absurdist sensibility about him.
Got it today, finished it today....
so Christian
me: 80% of those family Christmas newsletters are just bragging. “In 2010, we enjoyed our vacations to Peurta Vallarta and Barcelona. Bobby busied himself with competing in the all-state diving meet, and Clara maintained her summa cum laude grade average and attained native-level fluency in Mandarin Chinese.” And you’re just like, stop sending these.
mom: No, I like reading...
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Never pick sides,
never choose between two,
but I just wanted you,
I just wanted you.
Confession:
I like Jewel’s Christmas CD.
This is probably the worst thing about me.
listening to my dog dream-bark and dream-whine in...
Nothing is better.
I don't understand how people survived before...
“THERE is a God! It passed! The Bush tax cuts have been extended two years for...”
– Larry David
Thanks for the Tax Cut! - NYTimes.com
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when you're studying for finals, you take whatever...
“… de Gaulle performed effectively on television, while Mitterand’s last appearance was briefly affected by a ‘technical glitch’ which made him sound like Donald Duck.”
“They felt a strange happiness, an urgent need to reveal their hearts to each...”
– Irene Nemirovsky, Suite Française
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“Charles De Gaulle, saviour of France’s honour in 1940 and founder of the Fifth Republic in 1958, was a man of contradictions. A conservative who brought the communists into his government and an imperialist who completed France’s decolonisation.”
Hi history textbook. You can’t just have a random fragment as a sentence. Use a colon or an em dash or something.
This...
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look for the girl who has put up with all of your...
