September 2010
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It's easily done: you just pick anyone and pretend...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-8-29) →
The Beatles (32)
The Lovin’ Spoonful (21)
Jon Stewart & The Writers Of The Daily Show (18)
Sufjan Stevens (13)
The Zombies (6)
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August 2010
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open letters to people or entities unlikely to...
Dear Substitute Yoga Teacher Who Won’t Stop With The Imagery,
It’s not like you’re the first. Other substitute teachers have come out with some real dillys too. Who can forget “think of your spine as a flexible snake in space?” So I expect people subbing for the regular, non-imagery-inclined-teacher to spout wacky shit.
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So here’s the thing. I...
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Seinfeld
George: Why didn't Kramer pick it up?
Jerry: He's off at the Fantasy Camp in Florida.
George: Kramer? Is at a Fantasy Camp? His life is a fantasy camp!
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A love that is innocent
of that old cynical, covetous, cancerous vibe
and a beauty that annihilates all life
like it’s lived in these nights
holding your hatred tight
like a sign that you’re right or you’re strong.
When your doors are shut tight, I will dream you tonight
and my dream will just sweep you along.
I haaaaate unpaaaacking
this is stuuuuupiddddddddddddddd
Something that makes me feel confident in my...
Cannot figure out Ikea’s one-step direction for how to hang their $8 mirror.
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oh okay, he shaved it
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hold the phone
Jon Stewart has a goatee? I haven’t watched the Daily Show in a long time.
I don’t think I’m a fan.
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the last one, I promise
“They’ve already been precedented. ‘Is precedented even a word?’, you may ask. Well, it is now, Noah fucking Webster. I just precedented it.”
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Hearing it in Stephen Colbert's voice makes it...
If con is the opposite of pro, then isn’t Congress the opposite of progress, or did we just fucking blow your mind?
What does ‘bicameral’ mean? Are any of the girls in your class… bicameral?
Classroom activity: Help the children make their own “mace” — the ebony and silver rod on the House rostrum symbollizing the authority of the House — out of...
The only way to deal with rejection is by shining.
– Diane Von Furstenburg (via quote-book)
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to get through the end of packing
I will listen to America the Book: The Audiobook. Good plan, me.
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A musician must make music, an artist must paint, an poet must write, if he is...
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Abraham Maslow (via quote-book)
Humanists rule, behaviorists drool.
All of that can lead to a better customer experience. A ringing bell instead of...
– Inside the secret world of Trader Joe’s - Aug. 23, 2010
Great read.
(via peterwknox)
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post-alcohol:
I want so many different things right now. Contradictory things, sometimes.
Let’s go to school and make things happen.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-8-22) →
Sufjan Stevens (25)
The Clash (20)
The Beatles (14)
Dirty Projectors (10)
The Lovin’ Spoonful (10)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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at least I got some choklad ljus out of the deal
Minute ten of being in Ikea: A robin’s egg blue coffee cup for $.79? I LOVE THIS PLACE.
Minute fifty of being in Ikea: OH MY GOD, I am in Swedish hell, albeit a Swedish hell full of ergonomic innovation and whimsical couches. I HATE THIS PLACE.
I am not a very good shopper. On the plus side I assembled a table, which is easily the most handy thing I’ve done in a year or so.
Write drunk, edit sober.
–
-Hemingway (via quote-book)
he was thinking of you twin..
(via mariana-y)
hahahah, yes, I am a fan of the drunk writings.
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well hot and heavy, pumpkin pie, chocolate candy,...
there ain’t nothin’ please me more than you.
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am about to do a yoga series called "booty asana...
nothing could be more ridiculous.
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Wait . . . WHAT? →
Sufjan Stevens released a new EP?
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pad thai, cold beer, puppy, psych pop:
a great summer night.