October 2010
September 2010
Are you smarter than an atheist? →
32/32. In the words of Liz Lemon: suck it, nerds.
To be fair, after 13 years of Catholic school and three separate college classes on philosophy of religion and world religions… it would be pretty bad if I got much less than that.
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I passed out in my room last night and apart from making me drink a tons of juice and Gatorade, my friends were literally pouring salt into my mouth to raise my blood pressure. Then I started laughing which made me cough more.
An average Tuesday night.
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Here’s what I love about Dylan: He was exactly as you’d expect he would be. He...
– President Obama, about meeting Bob Dylan when he did a performance at the White House to celebrate the civil rights movement. (via warispeace) This is perfect. (via apsies)
I love everything about this.
I also like that we have a president who says “cheesin’”.
things I'd rather do in lieu of writing the...
throw myself off of a cliff
stab myself in the face
go through the inordinately bureaucratic process of changing my major as a senior so that I never have to look at this kind of thing again
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OH MY GOD
casimirpulaskiday:
DID SUFJAN JUST SAY “FUCK” IN ONE OF HIS NEW SONGS?
OH MY GOD
SUFJAN’S NOT FUCKING AROUND
It’s true: Sufjan Stevens does not fuck around. Also, now that I’ve listened to the whole album I can tell you that he uses autotune now. HE IS MORPHING INTO T-PAIN OBVIOUSLY
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Not minutes after I post something about irreconciliable absurdity do I receive an email from a participant of a psychological study I’m working on to see if it would be all right for us to meet up at a KFC.
I ALWAYS administer clinical scales of depression, anxiety, and drug use in KFCs. Kind of a law of clinical practice for me.
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and all of the sudden I am relatively sane with...
or something like that.
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-9-26) →
The National (45)
Sufjan Stevens (21)
Bob Dylan (15)
The Velvet Underground (14)
Elvis Perkins (11)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
the bottom of my purse is currently lined with...
There is something symbolic about this; I just can’t figure out what it is yet.
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Listen to Sufjan Stevens' entire new album, The... →
fuckyeahsufjanstevens:
For you non-pirates out there.
SUFJAN STEVENS PLEASE STOP DISTRACTING ME WITH YOUR BEAUTIFUL AND INNOVATIVE MUSIC, I AM SUPPOSED TO BE DOING WORK
“Futile Devices” is really lovely. Also the fact that there is a language advisory on a Sufjan album is basically the best thing ever.
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My love has never lived indoors: I had to drag it home by force, hired hounds at both my wrists; damp and bruised by strangers’ kisses on my lips. But you’re the one that I still miss, you’re the one that I still miss, and it’s ruthless that it comes as no surprise.
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the lesson of "don't drink a bottle of wine on an...
Whoops.
There are more synapses in the brain than stars in...
fun facts from psychology and sensory physiology.
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Onion op-ed: Fuck everything, we're doing five... →
I know what you’re thinking now: What’ll people say? Mew mew mew. Oh, no, what will people say?! Grow the fuck up. When you’re on top, people talk. That’s the price you pay for being on top. Which Gillette is, always has been, and forever shall be, Amen, five blades, sweet Jesus in heaven.
An oldie but goodie. This is actually the not-so-subtle subtext of every men’s...
Nothing like looking at clinical psych research...
Sorry I don’t have a strong background in chemistry and biophysics, you jerks.
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girl in my history class pulled a glass bottle of...
I laughed out loud. I’m kind of an asshole.
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In South Carolina, McConnell dresses up in... →
DEAR AMERICA, WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT IS GOING ON, LOVE KELLY
"scenester jorts"
a) how my room mate just described a component of a douchebag’s outfit
b) the title of my hypothetical band’s hypothetical freshman album
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how exactly does a deli fuck up a grilled cheese...
It’s like… not grilled all the way? Don’t get me wrong, I’m still eating it. It’s not bad, it’s just not grilled cheese. They did a good job with the tomato though. It’s sliced and is a tomato, etc.