August 2011
“They’re fucking gross, man. Look, I love beautiful girls too. I think everyone should be free to have their knee socks and their sweaty shorts, but I’m over it. I’m over this weird, exhausted girl. I’m over the girl that’s tired and freezing and hungry. I like bossy girls, I always have. I like people filled with life. I’m over this weird media thing with all this, like, hollow-eyed, empty, party crap.”
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Amy Poehler, on American Apparel ads [x] (via feyminism)
YES. I boycott American Apparel for their ads, and also because its owner sexually harasses his employees.
“For our health care plan, I picked an HMO. Michael came up to me and asked me why I picked a homo, and I said, ‘I didn’t, and that’s a derogatory term for a gay person,’ and he said, ‘That’s what YOU are.’ So I said, ‘Okay, I gotta go,’ and he called me a slut.”
—Toby Flenderson (via i-declare-bankruptcy)
Say Yes
Elliott Smith
Elliott Smith // “Say Yes”
The only song that ever mattered.
I’m in love with the world through the eyes of a girl who’s still around the morning after
all I do any more is work and sleep
and the only person I ever see is my boyfriend, who I live with.* what are friends, again?
*Ilan, that being said, I love seeing you every day except for when you talk about the inadequacies of traffic law or do that thing you do during arguments/debates where you pretend not to understand analogies !
Everyone needs to get off Ron Paul's dick.
He is anti-union, anti-choice, anti-gay, anti-tax, and racist as hell. He throws out some Randian shit about the gold standard and non-interventionalism but come on now, anyone who thinks he is a legitimate “alternative” to Democrats or Republicans is kidding themselves.
THIS.
Now, I’m hopping aboard Jon Stewart express: the media absolutely should pay him attention. He is a viable candidate. However … . he is a viable candidate who also SUCKS.
“He’s nobody’s boy. He’s your president and he’s our president. And that’s what you all have got to get through your head.”
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Reverend Al Sharpton [During a discussion in which Buchanan and Sharpton debated whether Congress and Obama would extend the Bush tax cuts, Buchanan said: “And let me tell you, your boy, Barack Obama, caved in on it in 2010 and he’ll cave in on it again.” Sharpton, appearing stunned, interjected: “My what? My president Barack Obama? What did you say?” Buchanan replied: “He’s your boy in the ring, he’s your fighter” to which Sharpton said the above.] (via thesmithian)
Jesus fucking Lord.
just defriended three FB friends for liking Ron Paul
libertarianism sets my teeth on edge, and also that guy is a douche
visceral discomfort
rar rar rar rar rar rar rar rar
DO NOT WANT
My Boyfriend Does Not Know What a Compliment Is: A Play in One Act
me [wearing new glasses]: Do I look like a cute nerd, or just a nerd?
bf: You look like a nerd.
me: Seriously, how do I look?
bf: What? I mean, you don’t look worse.
me: Seriously?
bf [clearly stretching for something else to say]: People won’t like ask you to take them off… .
me: Are you being serious?
bf [nonplussed]: … Yes?
me: You’re an idiot.
Listen
carouselinparis: You Are My Sunshine - Cover by Johnny Cash
Oh, I love this song. It makes me really sad though.
Listen
Liz Lemon/Tina Fey Acapella on 30 Rock (all 5 Seasons)
This is SO good. Listen to it. Master of comedy.
if you get a feeling next time you see me, do me a favor and let me know
“Motherfucker.”
—Sigmund Freud (via historysaidwhat)
“A poet once said, ‘life can be a challenge, life can seem impossible, but it’s never easy when there’s so much on the line.’”
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GOP presidential candidate Herman Cain, at last night’s Republican debate, inadvertently quoting from the Donna Summer song “The Power of One” — better known as the theme song from Pokémon: The Movie 2000.
[nymag.]
(via thedailywhat)
That is so fucking awesome. The GOP is an epic fail truck.
