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gannetguts: I can never say the phrase “Good gracious” without finishing it with: “ass is bodacious.”
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hyperphagia: the best stories are never linear
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odair: omfg press alt+the reblog button praise god bless jesus hallelu
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athenasaurus: pizzeriakamikaze: if I were a Sim I’d be one of the ones that start waving and yelling about needing to sleep because they’re too stupid to go to bed by themselves even though free will is on  also:
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Well they lay down beside me,  I made my confession to them.  They touched both my eyes and I touched the dew on their hem. If your life is a leaf that the seasons tear off and condemn,  they will bind you with love that is graceful and green as a stem.
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WHEN SOMEONE REFERENCES SOME OBSCURE 6-LETTER...
whenindc: And I pretend to know what they are talking about… But if they read through me and spell it out, I’m just like… I do this at work basically every day.
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Interviewer: Give us your best tip for overcoming depression.
Stephen Fry: To regard it as being like the weather. It's not your responsibility that it's raining, but it is real when it rains, and the fact that it's raining does not mean that the rain is never going to stop. The only thing to do is to believe that, one day, it won't be raining and accept it so you can find a mental umbrella to shield yourself from the worst. The sun will eventually come up.
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“Governor Romney calls the President out of touch. Hey, how many of y’all have a...”
– VP Biden in New Hampshire today. Unleash the Biden!
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Why Fit is the New Thin (And What We Can Do About... →
“Fitspiration is thinspiration, even when it’s dissing skinny girls. It’s not about health — it’s about using “health” and “fit” as code words for beauty standards.” This is the perfect summation of my problem with the supposedly “health-conscious” movement toward “fitspiration”.  And that’s not even getting into the fact that “fitspo” and...
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ohlittlerachel: how to give a best man speech: joke joke vince vaughn quote (fred clause) talk about the groom’s ex-girlfriends quote from love actually hold back your tears pause drop the microphone get out of that bitch “(fred clause)” 
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