July 2012
Everything is terrible and I can’t sleep.
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it is 1:04 AM on a Saturday night and I am sitting in the living room with my sleeping golden retriever, geting drunk on the impressive array of beers my father keeps in the fridge in our garage. Coolest life.
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“Should this young man — whose nature was apparently so obvious to his mother...”
– We’ve Seen This Movie Before - NYTimes.com
Roger Ebert’s thoughts on the senseless shooting in Colorado. (via chels)
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and that’s not wrong or right/but you can struggle with it all you like
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“I once was better; I put off all my grief”
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“Rape culture is telling girls and women to be careful about what you wear, how...”
– Melissa McEwan (via squaretimesquare)
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I WOULD LIKE TO NOTIFY EVERYONE THAT BREAKING BAD...
wherearetheturtles-wherearethey:
davos-seaworth:
out of 16 reviews (which is higher than the amount of reviews for season 4 which has a %96)
so basically… it’s better than every season of every other show ever made
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Mitt Romney: If you want a president who will make things better in the African-American community, you are looking at him.
Black people: what
White people: what
Mexican people: what
Asian people: what
Young children: what
My cat: what
The large rock in my backyard: what
Time: what
Space: what
Light: what
Literally the entire universe: what
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tall girl problems
GAP IS FINALLY SELLING PONTE LEGGINGS IN EXTRA LONG INSEAM YUSSSSSSSSS
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www.creedthoughts.gov.www\creedthoughts: How to... →
knals:
The premiere is Sunday and I am pumped. So I wrote this…enjoy?
1. Answer the phone with “YO BITCH”. Include “bitch” more in your vocabulary in general.
2. Carry a desk bell around. Tap it furiously when you’re angry. Bonus points for breathing furiously.
3.Enthuse about breakfast…
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This is Karen... →
luxerubbish:
pukeskywalkerrr:
safe-legal-abortion-is-prolife / un-lugar-celestial
This is Karen
Karen does not practice any religion and would consider herself an atheist. She fights to make abortion illegal because she recognizes that abortion interferes with human rights and has nothing to do with the existence of a deity.
10 points for Karen. You go Karen.
This is Karen
Karen is a...
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“When I negotiate with somebody who I’m working with on a crew, like if I hire a...”
– Louis C.K. on eating pressure and providing an alternative to The Man | Comedy | Interview | The A.V. Club (via peterwknox)
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www.creedthoughts.gov.www\creedthoughts:... →
boobs-radley:
[John Darnielle] has written almost 600 songs now, and some of them are very sad, dealing with hard drugs and tragic ends, hurting yourself and others, sicknesses of both body and brain, off-brand alcohols. They are told in beautiful, unnerving, specific detail, because…
John Hodgman reviewing Mountain Goats = nerd ecstacy
How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If...
*Man walks into a store and finds employee*
Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
Man: I never filled out an application.
Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
Employee: Well, but that doesn't-
Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
Man: Well no, but what does that matter?
Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.
Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
Employee:
Man:
Employee:
Man: Fuck you, slut.
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Exclusive: Parks and Rec Poised to Shoot Premiere... →
going-to-scranton:
Sources confirm to TVLine exclusively that the NBC comedy is looking to shoot scenes on location in D.C. for the premiere and perhaps beyond. Parks‘ leading lady Amy Poehler is also expected to make the trek, presumably so Leslie can help her beau get acclimated to his new city.
I WANT TO GO TO THERE
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“The last refuge of the insomniac is a sense of superiority to the sleeping...”
– Leonard Cohen, Favourite Game (via yourdelicatedarling)
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“It saddens me to see girls proudly declaring they’re not like other girls –...”
– “I’m not like the other girls”, Claudia Gray (via commanderspock) 