so begins our alabee

some tips on ordering from Chipotle courtesy of my boyfriend

“Can you get me a burrito bowl with rice, black AND pinto beans, chicken, mild AND medium salsa, corn, sour cream, and cheese?

Don’t say it all as one long list — say them one at a time so that they aren’t sure how many more ingredients are in the order and they just pile it on totally overload.  Also I find that it helps if you flirt with them a little bit and then say something like “bigger is better!” and wink or something. The end game is to get a big burrito bowl.”